Mom: Tim! Are you ready for a big, big surprise? Tim: I guess so. What is it? Mom: It's something that you really need! Tim: A new baseball glove? Mom: No. Tim: A cell phone? Mom: No! You don't need a cell phone---you're too young for that. Tim: OK, I give up, Mom. Mom: You’re gonna get...braces! Tim: Braces? Mom! Have you checked out a calendar lately? Mom: Why? Tim: I start high school in two weeks! High school! I can't have braces now! Mom: Now is a good time for us to pay for them. They're expensive, you know. Tim: I don't care if they're free! I don't want them.